It’s taken them forever to decide what to do with Star Fox, Kirby and the Yoshi games’ major selling points being yarn more so than being games than trying something new. Boo! Zelda is finally getting some major (open world) innovation done after that hub-world mess of Skyworld Sword and it took them years to let you be able to choose which dungeons to tackle like Link between worlds does. Not even including the borderline lazy remake of “Windwaker” which all they did was implement a new lighting system and upscaled all the models. Then we have the half-assed remakes of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask which they only bothered to update half of the character models and environments in the games. New Super Mario Bros”? A sequel to Galaxy, a sequel to 3D land? More sequels to Party and sports titles? Mario is more stale than a week-old opened bag of potato chips.īTW, Sumo’s Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed is a much better and more importantly “BALANCED” kart game than Mario Kart 8. 4 different “I can’t believe they’re still fucking calling it. They don’t even know what the fuck to do with Mario anymore.

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